Saturday, August 14, 2010

PTM!

Class teacher:  Well there's nothing about him that i can say that you don't know already.....he's smart, well spoken, brainy ...and very invovled with activities....


Mom: I don't know......he doesn't work.....at all.


Class teacher: Haan.....well, don't get after him, he's sensible enough to know what is right and wrong....but he's sleeps in most of my classes...


*Looks to me with a smirk*


"Ujjwal why do you always look so dopey and sleepy all the time? why are you always so hungover like...?"


Mom : Uhmmm....oh...-


Me: I sleep very late...and i pay attention in english class.


CT with a smirk : What do you do up that late?


Mom: He sleeps very late.....starts his work only after dinner.......


CT : Why what does he do in the evenings and afternoons and mornings?


Mom: sleep.


Me: Uhm..... On days I have tuitions I don't feel like studying afterwards....i push it for after dinner.


CT: So have dinner early? Ever thought of that?


Me: Hmm....


CT:  He didn't submit his notebook. Please write NOT SEEN and sign here :D


Mom: Why didn't you submit your work?


Me: I....uhm.....it's incomplete...


CT: He doesn't have a notebook


Me: I do.


CT: No you don't. He doesn't. Not a single one.


Me : I do.


CT: We both know who's going to win this argument.


Mom: Complete your work. please.


CT: Listen to your mother....you can start by making notebooks...Anyway....please sign here....attendance for this meeting...and very nice meeting you..  Ujjwal get a stupid 80 atleast yaar.......this first term....




Me: 80 first term!!!!!!!!>>>?????????? Helloooooo?


CT : Why what's wrong? You have 6 days for each subject....you can manage...atleast aim for it yaar, you know your capable...just ......*smirks again*   clear you head.... for once and do it.


Me: I 'll try...Thanks.




CT:  Yeah...I mean if you aim for 80 you'll get stuck at 50, but if you aim for 50 , it's better you skip the midterms altogether.


Me:   :|


CT: thanks, that'll be all. Have a nice day.




MATHS TEACHER:


MT: I have no problems with him at all, he's very involved with co curriculars, I know him as a person, and he's a great boy....woderfull.....as far as academics are concerned I can't comment because I've just started evaluating him....but he could improve.


Mom: How is he in class?


MT: Oh he's right in front, concentrating...he finishes his work on time, he's perfect.


Mom looks shocked.


MT:  As far as his marks are concerned he hasn't passed a single unit test this year....his highest being a 7.


Me : Lucky number.


Mom looks like she will kill me.


MT: Let's see after your midterms....only then can i say something with weightage, otherwise he's fine.




Brother's english teacher


BET:  OH! He's Ujjwal's brother!! I didn't know ! I haven't called you to complain.....but i want him to take initiative....unlike Ujjwal who takes the pains to stay out of class on some pretext or the other all the time....I remember in class 7, I taught him English, he never made single notebook, and attended about 15 periods in the whole year, and in the 10th I taught him economics and He still didn't change much.....everytime I wanted to meet you he'd sneak you past me....


ON THE WAY OUT:


CT : Are you on your medication again? You have band practice don't you?


Fuck.

10 comments:

Shivangi Sud said...

LOL
So.. uhmm.. *cracks up*.. Your teacher knows you're doping and drinking. And you have hangovers EVERY morning. Nice. :P

UjSen said...

I'm grounded now.

Shivangi Sud said...

Its not like you don't have a crate of beer under your bed and pot in your desk to help you kill time in your room! xD

UjSen said...

I DON'T. AND I'M NOT A POT ADDICT. WTF.

Shivangi Sud said...

And you can tell yourself that. But whatever. :P

UjSen said...

why does the world think I'm a drug dealer, when all I'm guilty of is flying?

Amour said...

Maybe the world is right? : O

UjSen said...

No. :|

Anonymous said...

Ok lemme Guess...
CT: we all knw
BET: Shobha Prasad
MT: Fair and Handsome.
:P

Crazy Diamond said...

your mom and CT sound very cute :D

you... a pain! lol