Class teacher: Well there's nothing about him that i can say that you don't know already.....he's smart, well spoken, brainy ...and very invovled with activities....
Mom: I don't know......he doesn't work.....at all.
Class teacher: Haan.....well, don't get after him, he's sensible enough to know what is right and wrong....but he's sleeps in most of my classes...
*Looks to me with a smirk*
"Ujjwal why do you always look so dopey and sleepy all the time? why are you always so hungover like...?"
Mom : Uhmmm....oh...-
Me: I sleep very late...and i pay attention in english class.
CT with a smirk : What do you do up that late?
Mom: He sleeps very late.....starts his work only after dinner.......
CT : Why what does he do in the evenings and afternoons and mornings?
Me: Uhm..... On days I have tuitions I don't feel like studying afterwards....i push it for after dinner.
CT: So have dinner early? Ever thought of that?
CT: He didn't submit his notebook. Please write NOT SEEN and sign here :D
Mom: Why didn't you submit your work?
Me: I....uhm.....it's incomplete...
CT: He doesn't have a notebook
Me: I do.
CT: No you don't. He doesn't. Not a single one.
Me : I do.
CT: We both know who's going to win this argument.
Mom: Complete your work. please.
CT: Listen to your mother....you can start by making notebooks...Anyway....please sign here....attendance for this meeting...and very nice meeting you.. Ujjwal get a stupid 80 atleast yaar.......this first term....
Me: 80 first term!!!!!!!!>>>?????????? Helloooooo?
CT : Why what's wrong? You have 6 days for each subject....you can manage...atleast aim for it yaar, you know your capable...just ......*smirks again* clear you head.... for once and do it.
Me: I 'll try...Thanks.
CT: Yeah...I mean if you aim for 80 you'll get stuck at 50, but if you aim for 50 , it's better you skip the midterms altogether.
CT: thanks, that'll be all. Have a nice day.
MT: I have no problems with him at all, he's very involved with co curriculars, I know him as a person, and he's a great boy....woderfull.....as far as academics are concerned I can't comment because I've just started evaluating him....but he could improve.
Mom: How is he in class?
MT: Oh he's right in front, concentrating...he finishes his work on time, he's perfect.
Mom looks shocked.
MT: As far as his marks are concerned he hasn't passed a single unit test this year....his highest being a 7.
Me : Lucky number.
Mom looks like she will kill me.
MT: Let's see after your midterms....only then can i say something with weightage, otherwise he's fine.
Brother's english teacher
BET: OH! He's Ujjwal's brother!! I didn't know ! I haven't called you to complain.....but i want him to take initiative....unlike Ujjwal who takes the pains to stay out of class on some pretext or the other all the time....I remember in class 7, I taught him English, he never made single notebook, and attended about 15 periods in the whole year, and in the 10th I taught him economics and He still didn't change much.....everytime I wanted to meet you he'd sneak you past me....
ON THE WAY OUT:
CT : Are you on your medication again? You have band practice don't you?