Me: *calls up mom* Hello? yeah, there's a cake on the table with 'Merry Christmas' on it. Can I have it?
Mom: Where's the cake?
Me: Which one?
Mom: The one you had in the afternoon after talking to me.
Me: I had it.
Mom: What do you mean had it?
Me: I had it...I cut a slice and then took the rest to the room.
Mom: What is wrong with you? Are you insane?
Me: No....Ginger seemed to be feeling cold so I gave her a little to distract her. ...what? You said I could have it.
Mom leaves the room.
Was it something I said?