Friday, December 31, 2010

Last post of the decade.

Happy New Year to everyone! I've had an amazing ride of sorts this entire last decade....a lot about which I'll probably write down later.

I start the new year with two sets of exams, which will "make my entire life" , university interviews, admissions and what not. Talk about new beginnings.......

I just learnt that condoms are only 85% effective......and I'm really scared now....Can you sue the manufacturers for defects.......just in case ?

DON'T JUDGE ME.

So yeah,  Wish you a very prosperous and fulfilling year ahead, may the next decade be nice to all of you.

Numerology wise, 2-0-1-1 adds up to the number 4, which is a number of fate and destiny. So for all you good people out there, this just might be the year you get rewarded. For all the baddies, karma might bite your ass off.

So you've got about 6 hours or so to make up and do good for all the bad stuff you've done all this while.

It'll be a good year for those having anything to with planning and organizing. 4 is a very 'earthy' number so most probably it's not a bad year for superficial and material people or things...but beware of personal costs.

I can't wait for 2014.

And please do not drink and drive tonight. Why not wake up on the first day of the next decade hungover, deranged and surprised in a strange living room? I'd love to. Incase you do drive, make sure you don't have anyone else in the car. Live together, die alone.

I shall be celebrating new years with my little 6 year old cousin who I'm babysitting , my girlfriend who might come over ( I know what you're thinking you dirty bastards) my younger sibling and a friend or two.

Have nice time.

See you in the new year.

God Bless.

7 comments:

Priyanka Banerjee said...

Happy New Year :D
Lol, the condom thing reminded me of that episode in Friends, the one when Rachel tells Ross she's pregnant xD
"They should put that on the box!!"

Disguise said...

Condoms.
Ew.
You've grossed me out enough today.

But happy new year, ujj :)

Purba said...

You almost sound like a new age "Bejan Daruwala".

varun said...

hahaha
what did u do wid ur gf ? X)

fru said...

sucker!happy new yr

Tanvi said...

Have a fabulous year ahead!!

Cheers,

IcE MaiDeN said...

LOL, everyone knows that about condoms :P you recently got introduced to them eh? :D

Hope you had a good new year's eve... Wish you a great new year too! :)

Cheers,
Annie.