OH FU**

*Ring ring*

"Hello"

"haan.....milna hai?"

"uhm...who's this?"

"Kya yaar janeman...apne ujj-"

*somewhere in the background* -( "Mom, I have to give ____ blah, he has blah something blah..)

"Uhm, Hello.. Oh is this *****'s mother?"

"Yes...?"

"Oh FUCK. I mean sorry, *clears throat* , Good evening, may I speak with her?"

"Who is this again?"

"Ujjwal"

*in a very pissed off and stern voice*

"Yes Ujjwal, what do you want?"

"Uhm...I was wo---"  *Cut*

*Ring Ring*

No one picks up. Tried three times.

Lesson(s) learned :

1.Try to avoid dating girls who's mother's voices sound familiar to theirs.
2. Remember if their mothers hate you or like you. (in my case no surprises)
3. If a particular male friend of your girlfriend (***N) , got drunk and turned up at her doorstep and demanded to see her, so much so as staying for a few hours on the stairs, before telling her mother how much he loved or or whatever, she will be paranoid.
4. Your girlfriend will screw you.(in the bad way)...and that doesn't necessarily pertain to this scenario. She'll screw you anyway.
5.They will both hate you for thinking it was funny and calling back to tell them you thought it was funny.

*TEXT*

Her : Are you mad? First thing you say is "milna hai?" She's lost it. Especially after the ***N incident.....
Me: El Oh El xD
Her: She's not letting me do anything now, She thinks you're ***N pretending to be Ujjwal. She's SO irrational.

Me: Aah, so that's where you get that from....

^^That's what I felt like saying. What I really said -

Me: Can I call pretending to be ***N ? :D

Her : FUCK OFF.

In retrospect, I also learned one should be honest, because you're going to be told off anyway.
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I guess I won't be seeing her for a while. Sucks.