This is my december oh yes.

I finally had to wear a sweater today...So...you know.... I didn't get them chills. It's sad really. Another few days of wearing half sleeves and shorts, and my abs would've been back in shape. Well almost every muscle in my body tensing up every now and then. No I don't have fits. It's just the sodding cold.

I don't like winters and never have. There is nothing positive about winters...okay maybe not. But the negatives certainly outweigh the positives. You know one positive? I stop looking like a skinny bitch because of the clothes I have on...but wait whooops, there are more fat people in this country than thin ones. Imagine fat people with more layers clothing. Wow. They must really love it.

My coffee gets colder faster. It's repulsive and an outrage.For a caffeine junkie like me, it's crucial for my coffee to be at a temperature that comes close to charring my tongue.  Apparently it's a cancer risk or something, Like breathing the Delhi air isn't. Which brings me to the next point.

Now I know fog, is nice..it's all fluffy and white and everything.....if you're a three year old kid that is. And I know it looks awesome from indoors. But boy, driving innit is a nightmare. Like a white christmassy nightmare. Oh and wait until it mixes with all the pollution from you know vehicles , okhla industrial area , the farts, the cigarettes,  nada nada and boy is it heavenly. Did you know the smoke from CNG vehicles is carcinogenic ? That's right. Breath in a few years worth and you'll have the same risk of cancer as a chain smoking navy cut patrons. I don't know how people smoke those things.

Apparently some people say that smoking makes you feel warmer. Try and get your head around that one. Cigarettes don't make you warm. Just cause your taking in smoke does not make you warm. It distracts you. Get it into your heads all of you. The only way a cigarette could make one feel warm would be if it were shoved up his or her posterior by yours truly.

I can't get up in the mornings. And I'm not ashamed to admit it. I lay shriveled up like some insect under my sheets hoping to wake up from this nightmare.( Just yesterday I found myself on the beaches of Ko Chang.). Winters are ridiculously unproductive. You come back from work early. Shops close early. Schools may change their timings(Although mine never did. Bloody 13 winters of torture). You don't want to get out much.

Theres no sunlight. Sometime for days. I don't know how people can like that. It just corroborates the fact that people feed on decay. Throw in a bit of gloom, death and pain thorns etc and everyones interested.

It's not only me. It's my dog as well. Maybe it's S.A.D...you know seasonal affective disorder. Everything around this time is always a mess. All I really feel like doing is digging myself a nice hole, taking my stash and crawling in there, waking up only to take a piss and to the needful and go back to sleep again.

My skin and hair are a complete mess. Razor burn makes the summer ones seem like breadknife compared to a saw.


There is nothing positive about winter. Nothing.

Except looking forward to spring. Nothing.