Me : Hey listen......uhm...I was wondering if you were free on saturday...you know we could go for a cup of coffee or something....
Her: Oh...uhm....er.... yeah I don't like coffee....
Me: Drinks then? or maybe pizza?
Her: I think I"m busy on saturday...
Me: Tuesday then? Cause I know you're relatively free on tuesdays.....
Her : uhm...I'll let you know yeah?
Continues until girl makes it very clear that there are more chances of Bush winning the Nobel Prize than I have chances with her. Rejection changes a person.
Me: Jesus Christ, you've been eating healthy.
Her : *Gives confused and concerned expression withh bits of fear* Excuse me?
Me: It's not bad you know, size zero is a turn off. And I'd rather do a plastic doll.
Her : I'm fat :'(
Me: It's a relative term really. All you need to do is work on your shoulders, and a bit of cardio that's all and you'll have everyone's attention. Right now it's .....almost everyone.
Her : So......are you one of them?
Me: *raises eyebrow* You............ want me to be?
Her :Haha oh please. Lets go get something to drink....?.
Me : *takes a drag of friend's cigarette* That felt good.
Her: Eww. It's so disgusting. It's bad thing.
Me : Sorry. Won't do it again. So what's your name?
Her : sh**#*. Can you do me a favor and get me that bowl over there?
Me: Sure. * Fails to make conversation with her again.*
Me: *Takes a drag off a friend's cigarette. Asks for a fresh one.*
Her: *to my friend who she knows well* - Smoking is a bad habit. It's not very nice.
Me: It's only bad if it's a habit.
Her : *amused expression* Haha. True.
Friend feels left out and goes gets something to eat.
Me: Can't argue with that now can you?
Female friend : Stop flirting with my friend.
Me: We haven't got to that yet. Introduce us?
Female friend : zzh**## this is Ujjwal, I know him through blah blah blah.. Ujjwal this is -
Me: The most exciting thing that's happened to me this evening. Excuse us? * wink*
Lesson learned : The less approval you seek the less bothered you are about her name. The more action you will get.** More on this later.
Note: **does not apply to those in committed relationships.Assholeness gets you fucked over. Learnt the hard way. Applies to the initial stages of you wanting to score. xP